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The evening of a well spent life brings its lamps with it.
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Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
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When you know a thing, to hold that you know it and when you...
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Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The cause of liberty becomes a mockery if the price to be paid is...
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I have lost friends, some by death… others through sheer inability to cross the...
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If people really liked to work, we’d still be plowing the land with sticks...
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The man whose acquisitions stick is the man who is always achieving and advancing...
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Each suburban wife struggled with it alone. As she made the beds, shopped for...