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Little ol’ boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in...
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You, yourself, as much as anybody in the entire universe, deserve your love and...
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I say that a man must be certain of his morality for the simple...
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A man is not what he thinks he is, but what he thinks, he...
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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
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One, a robot may not injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a...
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Champions aren’t made in gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside...
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If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.