Quote #8469
Man’s great misfortune is that he has no organ, no kind of eyelid or...
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We’re going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
Quote #13388
A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.
Quote #11498
An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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Sex is emotion in motion.
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Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
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Silence is golden when you can’t think of a good answer.
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Facts are stubborn things, but statistics are more pliable.
Quote #15803
Ah, Hope what would life be, stripped of thy encouraging smiles, that teach us...