Quote #7959
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #14779
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #9258
No, this trick won’t work…How on earth are you ever going to explain in...
Quote #20566
Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile...
Quote #4746
It is not enough to be busy the question is what are we busy...
Quote #9143
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
Quote #8031
The crow that mimics a cormorant is drowned.
Quote #4071
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you...
Quote #5072
There are three things men can do with women love them, suffer for them,...
Quote #13146
Television enables you to be entertained in your home by people you wouldn’t have...