Quote #7164
The dog’s kennel is not the place to keep a sausage.
Quote #4970
People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading.
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It’s no longer a question of staying healthy. It’s a question of finding a...
Quote #18498
Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious.
Quote #9377
The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there’s no...
Quote #15340
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #2606
The most excellent and divine counsel, the best and most profitable advertisement of all...
Quote #20101
Miracles You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24 7,...
Quote #4675
People react to fear, not love- they don’t teach that in Sunday School, but...
Quote #5813
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs...