Quote #5409
He hath eaten me out of house and home.
Quote #8456
I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
Quote #14230
If the past cannot teach the present and the father cannot teach the son,...
Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #11945
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it.
Quote #439
Hell is full of musical amateurs.
Quote #17245
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that humor excites in those...
Quote #5058
Love is often nothing but a favorable exchange between two people who get the...
Quote #2343
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Quote #8959
Motherhood is a wonderful thing – what a pity to waste it on children.