Quote #18435
Anarchy – it’s not the law, it’s just a good idea.
Quote #15686
Continental people have sex-lives the English have hot-water bottles.
Quote #16609
He who is outside his door already has a hard part of his journey...
Quote #5312
How use doth breed a habit in a man.
Quote #12061
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #21246
Son, always tell the truth. Then you’ll never have to remember what you said...
Quote #11664
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.
Quote #8123
I read no newspaper now but Ritchie’s, and in that chiefly the advertisements, for...
Quote #11194
There’s no fool like an old fool — you can’t beat experience.
Quote #14147
Love and a cough cannot be hid.