Quote #16634
Man plans and God laughs.
Quote #2420
I desire so to conduct the affairs of this administration that if at the...
Quote #16987
And when the future hinges on the next words that are said, Don’t let...
Quote #21231
Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing.
Quote #1253
Silence is the true friend that never betrays.
Quote #19424
If we were to wake up some morning and find that everyone was the...
Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #15854
Evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.
Quote #16653
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #4834
How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we...