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Marriage is like a dollar bill. You cannot spend half of it when you...
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Everywhere I go I’m asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of...
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...
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The day is for honest men, the night for thieves.
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Unless each day can be looked back upon by an individual as one in...
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Don’t pray when it rains if you don’t pray when the sun shines.
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Silence is a friend who will never betray.