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I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better...
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I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five...
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The animals of the planet are in desperate peril… Without free animal life I...
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Purity,patience, and preserverance are the three essentials to success, and above all love.
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My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
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My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
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Have patience with all things, but chiefly have patience with yourself. Do not lose...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #7092
Life is just one damned thing after another.
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People who’ve had happy childhoods are wonderful, but they’re bland An unhappy childhood compels...