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Whoever loveth me, loveth my hound.
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The man who never alters his opinions is like standing water, and breeds reptiles...
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Let not a man guard his dignity, but let his dignity guard him.
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A woman’s always younger than a man of equal years.
Quote #19850
Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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If we were to be asked suddenly to give a definition of humility we...
Quote #13183
Christmas night, stars shine bright, and all the angels are singing. ‘The Son of...
Quote #19491
Abbott Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who’s on first, What’s on...
Quote #20233
Whenever I hear people talking about ‘liberal ideas,’ I am always astounded that men...