Quote #19226
Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
Quote #8130
All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a...
Quote #9945
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Quote #20750
Getting fired is nature’s way to telling you that you had the wrong job...
Quote #4374
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #12187
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
Quote #18912
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog...
Quote #15077
A goal is not always meant to be reached, it often serves simply as...
Quote #16462
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #15658
Love cures people — both the ones who give it and the ones who...