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Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of congress but...
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A reasonable amount o’ fleas is good fer a dog-keeps him from broodin’ over...
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The world cannot continue to wage war like physical giants and to seek peace...
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If the lesser mind could measure the greater as a footrule can measure a...
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Fate only takes you so far. The rest is up to you.
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Frailty, thy name is woman
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Tell others of the positive effects of their actions. It will help return the...
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By the time we’ve made it, we’ve had it.
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Make friends with the angels, who though invisible are always with you. Often invoke...
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In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...