Quote #16873
A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
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Where the world ceases to be the scene of our personal hopes and wishes,...
Quote #9794
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #21089
I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a...
Quote #20727
Cannibals prefer those who have no spines.
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He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon...
Quote #21335
You can forget a lot of things, but you cannot forget a womans name...
Quote #9762
Women like silent men. They think they’re listening.
Quote #16250
One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at...