Quote #2193
Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
Quote #18981
There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...
Quote #8255
Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
Quote #15045
It’s not Jerusalem, It’s not Baghdad. It’s not Bolivia. It’s Oklahoma.
Quote #16603
Do not protect yourself by a fence, but rather by your friends.
Quote #4079
It’s the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which...
Quote #1214
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we...
Quote #16774
Man stands in his own shadow and wonders why it’s dark.
Quote #15160
Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is...
Quote #3650
Give me a museum, and I’ll fill it.