Quote #20333
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #9557
If you treat people right they will treat you right – ninety percent of...
Quote #3409
The hardest of all is learning to be a well of affection, and not...
Quote #21123
The Americans have need of the telephone, but we do not. We have plenty...
Quote #15271
I guess grace doesn’t have to be logical. If it did, it wouldn’t be...
Quote #8280
Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
Quote #15758
Ever notice that ‘what the hell’ is always the right decision
Quote #20124
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Quote #18099
All successful people men and women are big dreamers. They imagine what their future...