Quote #2137
Stupidities that succeed are still stupidities.
Quote #6411
If there is any one proof of a man’s incompetence, it is the stagnant...
Quote #19071
The only thing dumber than a pitcher is two pitchers.
Quote #9166
We often choose a friend as we do a mistress — for no particular...
Quote #3272
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #7620
John Connor You just can’t go around killing people. The Terminator Why John Connor...
Quote #4271
Keeping score of old scores and scars, getting even and one-upping, always makes you...
Quote #4988
Fools admire, but men of sense approve.
Quote #2735
The flower is the poetry of reproduction. It is an example of the eternal...
Quote #6536
I’m always there to tell people that their life is not that bad. I...