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If a cow can’t eat it, I don’t want to play on it.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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For what I have received, my the Lord make me truly thankful. And more...
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Anyone who has gumption knows what it is, and anyone who hasn’t can never...
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The secret of happiness is to make others believe they are the cause of...
Quote #12582
The lover says How beautiful you are, now that you love me.
Quote #21377
Sport is imposing order on what was chaos.
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Friends are born, not made.
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Never judge someone by who he’s in love with judge him by his friends....
Quote #6127
Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite...