Quote #467
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...
Quote #15738
Johnson himself turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated...
Quote #17416
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
Quote #3911
If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead, either write...
Quote #12459
One must do violence to the object of one’s desire when it surrenders, the...
Quote #8336
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
Quote #16140
We are near waking when we dream we are dreaming.
Quote #1597
I was gratified to be able to answer promptly. I said I don’t know.
Quote #7347
By their own follies they perished, the fools.
Quote #12285
It is not observed in history that families improve with time.