Quote #5195
We’re thinking about upgrading from SunOS 4.1.1 to SunOS 3.5.
Quote #21224
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Quote #2716
Avarice, envy, pride,Three fatal sparks, have set the hearts of allOn Fire.
Quote #12363
If you’ve never been hated by your child, you’ve never been a parent.
Quote #5592
Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #15030
Fortunate indeed, is the man who takes exactly the right measure of himself, and...
Quote #414
No man fully capable of his own language ever masters another.
Quote #3867
To err is human, to repent divine, to persist devilish.
Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #8057
No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.