Quote #1611
I have a prejudice against people who print things in a foreign language and...
Quote #8858
It is a youthful failing to be unable to control one’s impulses.
Quote #2383
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #8366
Bush Sr. was a jerk, Quayle an idiot, Clinton was atrocious and disgusting, most...
Quote #13518
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #9911
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Quote #2437
Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth upon this continent a new...
Quote #2344
Quit worrying about your health. It’ll go away.
Quote #20855
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #5356
While thou livest keep a good tongue in thy head.