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When I do good, I feel good when I do bad, I feel bad,...
Quote #9530
In a real dark night of the soul it is always three o’clock in...
Quote #15209
The best love affairs are those we never had.
Quote #20027
Someday we’ll look back on this moment and plow into a parked car.
Quote #15628
It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you...
Quote #5805
Solitary trees, if they grow at all, grow strong.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #9145
If you suspect a man, don’t employ him, and if ypu employ him, don’t...
Quote #10220
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned.
Quote #7884
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deserves great success...