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COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.
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Males and females have never seemed to fully understand each other. It will probably...
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Life is an escalator You can move forward or backward you can not remain...
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Men do not care how nobly they live, but only how long, although it...
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In every man’s heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibration...
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Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they...
Quote #3252
Old programmers never die. They just branch out to a new address.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it’s safer to harass...
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It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #20731
My parents only had one argument in forty-five years. It lasted forty-three years.