Quote #2907
The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being but to...
Quote #5605
It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A...
Quote #1920
They’re only truly great who are truly good.
Quote #9781
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don’t.
Quote #17881
Life is what happens to you when you’re making other plans.
Quote #1841
What lies in our power to do, it lies in our power not to...
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #6483
Folly, thou conquerest, and I must yieldAgainst stupidity the very godsThemselves contend in vain....
Quote #12111
You have to sow before you can reap. You have to give before you...
Quote #18445
He’s the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking...