Quote #5115
True friends stab you in the front.
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Sometimes what’s right isn’t as important as what’s profitable.
Quote #3272
Tourists are terrorists with cameras. Terrorists are tourists with guns.
Quote #15957
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be...
Quote #13530
I’d like to be the sort of friend that you have been to me,...
Quote #1715
A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is...
Quote #8683
When things are at their worst I find something always happens.
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It is the part of wisdom to keep your word and the part of...
Quote #21192
Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.