Quote #3656
Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
Quote #11700
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.
Quote #9956
Comedy is the last refuge of the nonconformist mind.
Quote #6833
Bear in mind that you should conduct yourself in life as at a feast.
Quote #683
Give all to love obey thy heart.
Quote #16537
In God we trust all others must pay cash.
Quote #21233
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Quote #6018
Always design a thing by considering it in its next larger context — a...
Quote #16653
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #1145
Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and...