Quote #18526
Never trust anybody who says ‘trust me.’ Except just this once, of course. –...
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Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid’s head It’s the size...
Quote #15500
There are still normal people around, they just changed the definition of normal
Quote #10425
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #21436
Say what men may, it is doctrine that moves the world. He who takes...
Quote #16212
Never let the odds keep you from pursuing What you know in your heart...
Quote #6924
Kindness causes us to learn, and to forget, many things.
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Some men see things as they are and ask, ‘why’ I dream things that...
Quote #16902
Love can’t be proven until you both die loving each other.
Quote #14313
I express many absurd opinions, but I am not the first man to do...