Quote #20885
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #4818
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #10843
Faithful are the wounds of a friend, but the kisses of an enemy are...
Quote #3248
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk
Quote #13370
In the realm of ideas it is better to let the mind sally forth,...
Quote #5778
It is not a loss of freedom. It’s a measure to protect it. on...
Quote #14830
Prayer does not change God, but changes him who prays.
Quote #6727
Winter lies too long in country towns hangs on until it is stale and...
Quote #15698
A good newspaper, I suppose, is a nation talking to itself.
Quote #4729
Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...