Quote #13008
No two people see the external world in exactly the same way. To every...
Quote #5214
The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is...
Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #6509
As experience widens, one begins to see how much upon a level all human...
Quote #90
Jack Me I’m dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be...
Quote #20761
One single grateful thought raised to heaven is the most perfect prayer.
Quote #7959
A cucumber should be well-sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
Quote #9627
He is as mad as a March hare.
Quote #21142
All the world’s a cage.
Quote #10680
We don’t need more assault rifles on our streets right now.