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Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it’s hard to get it back...
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To wear your heart on your sleeve isn’t a very good plan you should...
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Most people have seen worse things in private than they pretend to be shocked...
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Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not...
Quote #9116
There are two perfect men one dead, and the other unborn.
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Well, we’ve only had a certain number of executions in the last few years-...
Quote #6753
Anything too stupid to be said is sung.
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The happiness of a man in this life does not consist in the absence...
Quote #1193
Plunge boldly into the thick of life
Quote #4163
Acquaintance, n. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not...