Quote #14416
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
Quote #5248
The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Quote #16810
What a waste it is to lose one’s mind–or not to have a mind....
Quote #1098
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
Quote #15080
You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.
Quote #17198
The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
Quote #21375
Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit...
Quote #4856
I say beware of all enterprises that require new clothes, and not rather a...
Quote #2320
It is not so difficult a task to plant new truths, as to root...
Quote #20890
Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws...