Quote #13580
Truth is not determined by majority vote.
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Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
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It is the characteristic excellence of the strong man that he can bring momentous...
Quote #15964
We’re a sentimental people. We like a few kind words better than millions of...
Quote #8336
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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To be able to practice five things everywhere under heaven constitutes perfect virtue…They are...
Quote #8722
Money, we know, will fetch anything and command the service of any man.
Quote #18491
I was irrevocably betrothed to laughter, the sound of which has always seemed to...
Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #300
The outer conditions of a person’s life will always be found to reflect their...