Quote #10011
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #12182
Television is for appearing on – not for looking at.
Quote #8854
It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
Quote #18613
The secret of being boring is to tell everything.
Quote #21026
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #15101
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh – it’s as simple...
Quote #11957
A cat will look down to a man. A dog will look up to...
Quote #14558
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come.
Quote #18989
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without...
Quote #16594
If you were born lucky, even your rooster will lay eggs.