Quote #13307
It is always wise to stop wishing for things long enough to enjoy the...
Quote #18106
Marriage teaches you loyalty, forbearance, self-restraint, meekness, and a great many other things you...
Quote #12452
Any enjoyment is weakened when shared.
Quote #6111
Don’t take life seriously because you can’t come out of it alive.
Quote #21144
A large part of virtue consists in good habits.
Quote #1705
An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before....
Quote #21418
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
Quote #15331
There are four things that hold back human progress. Ignorance, stupidity, committees and accountants.
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...
Quote #479
The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy...