Quote #7824
Two roads diverged in a wood and I — I took the one less...
Quote #9033
Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who...
Quote #20333
The squeaking wheel doesn’t always get the grease. Sometimes it gets replaced.
Quote #11357
Let us all be happy and live within our means, even if we have...
Quote #18787
The plural of anecdote is data.
Quote #21501
Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users
Quote #15127
The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven’t changed...
Quote #14
Imagine the Creator as a stand up commedian – and at once the world...
Quote #19514
I’m still an atheist, thank God.
Quote #19980
I’ve always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.