Quote #15486
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #10789
The drums of Africa still beat in my heart. They will not let me...
Quote #5996
The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect...
Quote #7543
The people who are regarded as moral luminaries are those who forego ordinary pleasures...
Quote #12255
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Quote #19665
Patterning your life around other’s opinions is nothing more than slavery.
Quote #20428
My masculinity isn’t hinged on whether or not I knit.
Quote #14779
People are very open-minded about new things–as long as they’re exactly like the old...
Quote #1274
Is virtue a thing remote I wish to be virtuous, and lo Virtue is...
Quote #2044
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you...