Quote #2923
The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...
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The trouble was, all people saw on television were a few of my outspoken...
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Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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When there is an income tax, the just man will pay more and the...
Quote #11151
A failure establishes only this, that our determination to succeed was not strong enough.
Quote #5542
If Jesus Christ were to come today people would not even crucify him. They...
Quote #9788
My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency...
Quote #5449
He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat.