Quote #8814
We two are to ourselves a crowd.
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We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors...
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Those who cannot tell what they desire or expect, still sigh and struggle with...
Quote #6244
If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
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Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.
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If you spend too much time warming up, you’ll miss the race. If you...
Quote #9138
After three days without reading, talk becomes flavorless.
Quote #14591
Obstacles don’t have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don’t turn...
Quote #18026
The difference between our decadence and the Russians’ is that while theirs is brutal,...
Quote #1404
Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.