Quote #2289
The government is unresponsive to the needs of the little man. Under 5’7, it...
Category Archives: Woody Allen
Quote #2258
I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work… I want to achieve it...
Quote #2274
Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered +1-1
Quote #2290
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends. +1-2...
Quote #2259
Should I marry W. Not if she won’t tell me the other letters in...
Quote #2275
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely...
Quote #2291
Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends...
Quote #2260
The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course,...
Quote #2276
Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it. 00
Quote #2292
Most of the time I don’t have much fun. The rest of the time...