Quote #2281
As the poet said, ‘Only God can make a tree’ — probably because it’s...
Category Archives: Woody Allen
Quote #2297
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won’t get...
Quote #2250
Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought...
Quote #2266
It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there...
Quote #2282
I can’t listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer...
Quote #2298
To you I’m an atheist to God, I’m the Loyal Opposition. 00
Quote #2251
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. +3-3...
Quote #2267
I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes....
Quote #2283
I’m astounded by people who want to ‘know’ the universe when it’s hard enough...
Quote #2299
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room....